Sex Machine Cider


The ever smooth and sassy Sex Machine cider “stay sexy”

We’ve taken a traditional sweet styled cider and sexed it up by throwing it in smooth french oak barrels. Uh La La Oui Oui You stay sexy Perth!

With all apples and even the packaging itself sourced from less than 300km from Perth, French oak sourced from Bordeaux, France - this is that sweet, sexy, longtime friend you’ve been dying to take to the next base. But if it’s what’s on the inside that counts for you - rest assured this beauty is 100% cold pressed, fermented, oak aged and canned in the beautiful Swan Valley. Using pink lady apples this cider was traditionally crafted to be exciting, complex and yet well rounded with french oak-driven vanilla flavours and a light caramel finish. The residual sweetness lands this cider at a perfect 4.5% ABV.


As always this cider is free from: concentrates, pasteurisation, preservatives, sulphites and added sugar.


Style: Traditional, Oak Aged, Sweet

Aroma: Woody, light caramel

Taste: Luscious complex apple tones, hints of vanilla and smoke

Mouthfeel: Deep, creamy smooth finish.


We enjoy ours with:

Smoked foods, BBQ - where the woody vanilla oak experience will heighten the ever-popular American-styled smoked meats recipes.


© 2020 By Funk Cider.

Liquor Licence No. 6180048629. Producers License, Original Enterprises Pty Ltd, Funk Cider, 55 Benara Rd, Caversham WA 6055, (08) 9378 7007. WARNING. Under the Liquor Control Act 1988, it is an offence: – to sell or supply liquor to a person under the age of 18 years on licensed or regulated premises; or – for a person under the age of 18 years to purchase, or attempt to purchase, liquor on license or regulated premises.